I just had the most frustrating and ridiculously stupid argument with one of my neighbors that ended with her slamming her door in my face.
Fucking fat bitch.
All because she wouldn’t move her car so that I could get MY car into MY garage.
Apparently it’s MY fault that other cars have taken all of the spaces in the parking lot and that her garage is full of furniture leaving her with the (supposedly) only viable option of parking so close to my garage that only my amazing reversing skills could successfully maneuver into the garage without hitting anything.
When I said that I didn’t want to have to knock on her door in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning so that I could get my car in/out her response was that I should just park on the street. What, even though you refuse to do this, you fat fuck? No, I think I’ll just park in front of someone else’s garage and continue the fuckwittedness.
Even though we were standing no more than 20 yards from her truck AND she had been watching tv, she actually had the gall to tell me that she’d go and move her car later on this evening if she got around to it and things got a little heated when I finally got sick of asking nicely and said that if she didn’t move it, I would call the tow truck.
Lazy fucking skank.
And don’t even get me started on the state of our teaching labs for my first class today.
Shit, I’m so angry my hands are shaking. Where are the goddamned Doritos?
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